The thing about invading or bombing a country is that it's like sticking your genitals into a beehive: one of the things that can happen is that your junk will end up tasting like honey.
Now, regardless of the desirability of having junk that tastes like honey, it's hard to argue against people when they say that your junk will end up tasting like honey, because it is one of the possible results. In fact, it is one of the probable results.
But the thing about it is, beehives tend to also have bees and bees are territorial, and bees sting. Bees are unlikely to look at your junk in their beehive and think "we're being liberated!" and so bees are likely to sting you anywhere they can.
Now, the thing is, you might actually get the desired result, but there will be a cost and no matter how much you can count on getting the one, you'll also get the other.
And sometimes, you may find that the beehive wasn't a beehive but a hornet's nest and then there's not even any honey, just the stings.
Caveat emptor. You shouldn't go sticking your junk where it doesn't belong.
Monday, September 29, 2008
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